Bike Hacks - Flashbak Haiku Contest: Round 2

This is Round 2 of our Bike Hacks contest to give away a Flashbak.  Revisit the original entry for details on the contest and you can find the Round 1 entries here.  We have had more entries come in and I need to catch up so if you have sent something along thanks in advance for your patience.  As a reminder the deadline to enter is June 1st. 

Jason - Endwell, NY

Impatient

Wall passing close with snarl
Did the law of attraction bring him
It is always a truck

Eric from Anapolis, Maryland

That sign over there
Requests that you share the road
It is not a joke.

So... downtube shifters
Sure seemed like a good idea
To someone, I guess.

No sir!  Not stolen
But I found it in the trash
Now, it lives again!

Please, Mister Spoke Wrench
Do not cause that loud banging
Nipples must need oil.

Festooned with baskets
Really needs a new seatpost
This, my house mate's bike.

Dress, pump, set of tools,
Two books on architecture,
Yard-sale panniers bulge.

Landlord's eyes bulging
Too many bikes, he says, and
Most don't even work.

I AM VEHICLE!
Seriously, motor-men,
I can be here too.

Writing bike haikus
Is easier than climbing
That one real steep slope.

Dan - Hartville, OH

PapaSon

A cycling papa
With his cycling son in tow...
Lifelong memories!

Escape

Riding on the trail,
A few minutes from my desk,
Yet light-years away.

Wheel Zen

No Stress - Lacing wheels.
One cross, two cross, three cross, four...
True enlightenment.

Get Bent

Have a seat, lean back,
Put up your feet and relax.
Pedal, SMILE, you're Bent!